No hard feelings. Well, some, but I'm mostly over it.
  1. Marvel at the glamor of tourist traps and billboards trying to aggressively sell you things
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  2. Look out at your kingdom
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  3. Enjoy an authentic New York slice, Michael Scott style
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  4. Go to 30 Rock, see this inverted swimming pool which has been labeled "Van Gogh's ear"
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  5. Wait for Atlas to shrug
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  6. Peek inside a church
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  7. Explain to your parents that this is, in fact, art
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  8. So is this
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    Even more so, thanks to Kimmy Schmidt
  9. Your parents like this one
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    (And so do you)
  10. It's too good. The COLORS alone slay me
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  11. Grab lunch
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  12. Swim in Matisse's "Swimming Pool"
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    My mom took this photo of me and I was unaware!!!! Don't worry I did not commission
  13. Crash an SNL shoot
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    Idk who he is, but I stood in proximity to him & debated asking for a photo. Was afraid to since I don't know who he is
  14. Eat a sandwich that contains barbecue chips
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    Me: "Does this come with chips?" Irritated cashier: "Um, the chips are IN it"
  15. Norman Bates's house has fallen into disrepair tbh
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  16. Can you tell I'm a tourist
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  17. Tiffany makes more than bracelets y'all
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  18. !!!!!!!!!
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  19. Celebrities will descend upon this building in 72 hours
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  20. Think wistfully about Hamilton tickets, consider waiting outside to meet Lin-Manuel anyways
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    But Something Rotten was solid and hilarious. Gil from Frasier is in it, so you can't go wrong
  21. Visit Our Lady of Oxidized Copper and Freedom
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    Give me your huddled masses
  22. Drag your family to Brooklyn for pizza at Di Fara
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  23. I was hoping to walk across this but things don't always turn out like we plan
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    Uber for the win
  24. I spent two hours here
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    Thanks to Lorde's mom for talking about it on Twitter
  25. Capture the beautiful lights of NYC before you go
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  26. Read on the plane
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    Until next time, NYC
  27. 👌🏼🗽✈️