Ways To Have Fun In New York Even When You Are Snubbed By The Lack Of An Invitation To The Met Gala

No hard feelings. Well, some, but I'm mostly over it.
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    Marvel at the glamor of tourist traps and billboards trying to aggressively sell you things
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    Look out at your kingdom
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    Enjoy an authentic New York slice, Michael Scott style
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    Go to 30 Rock, see this inverted swimming pool which has been labeled "Van Gogh's ear"
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    Wait for Atlas to shrug
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    Peek inside a church
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    Explain to your parents that this is, in fact, art
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    So is this
    Even more so, thanks to Kimmy Schmidt
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    Your parents like this one
    (And so do you)
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    It's too good. The COLORS alone slay me
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    Grab lunch
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    Swim in Matisse's "Swimming Pool"
    My mom took this photo of me and I was unaware!!!! Don't worry I did not commission
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    Crash an SNL shoot
    Idk who he is, but I stood in proximity to him & debated asking for a photo. Was afraid to since I don't know who he is
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    Eat a sandwich that contains barbecue chips
    Me: "Does this come with chips?" Irritated cashier: "Um, the chips are IN it"
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    Norman Bates's house has fallen into disrepair tbh
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    Can you tell I'm a tourist
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    Tiffany makes more than bracelets y'all
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    Celebrities will descend upon this building in 72 hours
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    Think wistfully about Hamilton tickets, consider waiting outside to meet Lin-Manuel anyways
    But Something Rotten was solid and hilarious. Gil from Frasier is in it, so you can't go wrong
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    Visit Our Lady of Oxidized Copper and Freedom
    Give me your huddled masses
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    Drag your family to Brooklyn for pizza at Di Fara
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    I was hoping to walk across this but things don't always turn out like we plan
    Uber for the win
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    I spent two hours here
    Thanks to Lorde's mom for talking about it on Twitter
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    Capture the beautiful lights of NYC before you go
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    Read on the plane
    Until next time, NYC
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