1. That time Weird Al dry-humped a lady's face right in front of me while making very intense eye contact with her the entire time.
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  2. That time I flew over Denali (formerly Mt. McKinley) with my best friend. We had to wear oxygen masks because the plane was unpressurized and the air is very thin up there.
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  3. That time I took a self portrait with one of my favorite artist's self portraits. A meta-selfie, if you will.
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  4. That time I hiked four miles and 3,000 feet in elevation to relax next to alpine Lake Valhalla.
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  5. That time I won $65 on a $5 slot machine bet. I promptly cashed out and went home.
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