5 OF THE COOLEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN 2015

  1. That time Weird Al dry-humped a lady's face right in front of me while making very intense eye contact with her the entire time.
  2. That time I flew over Denali (formerly Mt. McKinley) with my best friend. We had to wear oxygen masks because the plane was unpressurized and the air is very thin up there.
  3. That time I took a self portrait with one of my favorite artist's self portraits. A meta-selfie, if you will.
  4. That time I hiked four miles and 3,000 feet in elevation to relax next to alpine Lake Valhalla.
  5. That time I won $65 on a $5 slot machine bet. I promptly cashed out and went home.