5 OF THE COOLEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN 2015
- •That time Weird Al dry-humped a lady's face right in front of me while making very intense eye contact with her the entire time.
- •That time I flew over Denali (formerly Mt. McKinley) with my best friend. We had to wear oxygen masks because the plane was unpressurized and the air is very thin up there.
- •That time I took a self portrait with one of my favorite artist's self portraits. A meta-selfie, if you will.
- •That time I hiked four miles and 3,000 feet in elevation to relax next to alpine Lake Valhalla.
- •That time I won $65 on a $5 slot machine bet. I promptly cashed out and went home.