For ease in conversation, because I don't remember their names, or given by my roommates. Inspired by @TheSingingHon
  1. Dish Boy
  2. Serial Killer Guy
  3. Alley Kid
  4. The Short One
  5. Dick Piercing
  6. The Whale
    (Had nothing to do with his weight)
  7. What's His Name
  8. The German
  9. Christopher
  10. Squeaky Marine
  11. Mr. 2 AM
  12. The One That Works For Harley