Things That People Have Said About Me
Sometimes people say really weird things about me and I don't really know if it's good or bad. A list in progress.
- •I'm "catty and jaded"from the bar back at one of my regular spots. Possibly true depending on the day...
- •"...the blonde who's always happy."from a coworkers roommate who was trying to describe me. I am neither blonde nor always happy.
- •"...my soulmate"from a coworker. Followed by him telling me and his girlfriend that if she ever dies he's going to marry me
- •"Kenzie's alcoholic best friend"from Ken's roommate when he introduced me to his girlfriend
- •"a bitch but not really a bitch"from a friend when I asked if I was mean
- •"...if I were single we definitely would have had sex at least 7 times by now"from a close friend. I'm still very confused
- •"I can see you working at J Crew"from a friend when told I told them I was looking for a new job
- •"...you ruined my entire night."from the girl standing behind me at a Thomas Rhett show
- •"You seem really confident and sure of yourself, it's refreshing, most people I see are really nervous"from my new boss while interviewing me. I had been nauseous for the past six hours, got there an hour early to hide in the bathroom so I wouldn't be late, and had sweat through my top. I had to refrain from laughing.
- •"You're such a slut!!!"from an old roommate as he went in for a high five after I told him about my weekend.