Things To Do To Make It Through The Worst Wednesday Shift Ever
Today was basically the worst day I've had at work in a long time
- •hold out on taking your breaki made it two hrs
- •take as many smoke breaks as possibleeven though you quit last week. they don't know that.
- •poopeven if you don't have to. actually it's better if you don't have to. it'll take longer.
- •make sure your shoes come untied as often as possibleretying, washing hands, etc will usually buy you abt 20-40 seconds
- •stuff as much bacon as you can in your mouth without your boss catching youbut actually who really cares if they do? if you get fired you can go home.
- •do as many simple, unnecessary tasks as possibletake as long as you can to do them. the further they take you away from your boss the better.
- •drink a lot of waterno only is it good for you but you will rack up wasted time on this one filling up your cup/bottles and more bathroom breaks too!!
- •flirt with that coworker you have an irrational crush ona lot
- •roll your eyesin response to basically everything. bonus points if it's at your boss.
- •make a list about it