BOYS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED BOYS.

Aka; Hey! You in the skirt! Date me. Girls I'd totally be waist-up lesbians with.
  1. Jenna Coleman
    My wee British princess. If you can resist soufflé girl, you probably don't have a heartbeat. I have two, so...well, you know where I'm goin' with this.
  2. Alison Brie
    Not only will I raid her sweater collection, I'll steal her adorable smooshy heart as well.
  3. Rose McIver
    What can I say? I dig an accent, me.
  4. Elizabeth Henstridge
    Love her like Jammie Dodgers, and I mentioned the whole accent thing, right?
  5. Marilyn Monroe
    My original girl crush. Don't care how cliche it is, and I'll fight anyone who posthumously slut shames her...to the death. Kirk/Spock style.
  6. Malin Akerman
    Pretty sure her name is Swedish for adorable af. Plus the road trips would be epic.
  7. Sarah Chalke
    Canadian, adorkable and we'd look hella cute in matching Chucks!