CONVERSATION WITH MY LITTLE SISTER CONCERNING MY SINGLE STATUS

when she was six, my little sister, elvira, offered me this little golden nugget of advice
  1. Elvira: "Ida. Now you're already 20."
  2. Me: "Yeah...?"
  3. Elvira: "You're getting old. You should get married and have kids soon. Before you die."
  4. Me:
  5. Elvira: *skips away*