CONVERSATION WITH MY LITTLE SISTER CONCERNING MY SINGLE STATUS
when she was six, my little sister, elvira, offered me this little golden nugget of advice
- •Elvira: "Ida. Now you're already 20."
- •Me: "Yeah...?"
- •Elvira: "You're getting old. You should get married and have kids soon. Before you die."
- •Elvira: *skips away*