how to be me in five easy steps

inspired by @taylord
  1. 1.
    drink an excessive amount of tea
    i have green tea running through my veins
  2. 2.
    wear black almost exclusively
    if it's a turtleneck, even better
  3. 3.
    get overtly emotionally attached to any and all fictional characters
  4. 4.
    have a sarcastic response to everything
    and at least two sarcastic comebacks ready at any given moment
  5. 5.
    question your career choice at least three times a day
    and always come to the conclusion that, yes, this is the right path for you. and then repeat.