how to be me in five easy steps
inspired by @taylord
- •drink an excessive amount of teai have green tea running through my veins
- •wear black almost exclusivelyif it's a turtleneck, even better
- •get overtly emotionally attached to any and all fictional characters
- •have a sarcastic response to everythingand at least two sarcastic comebacks ready at any given moment
- •question your career choice at least three times a dayand always come to the conclusion that, yes, this is the right path for you. and then repeat.