inspired by @taylord
  1. drink an excessive amount of tea
    i have green tea running through my veins
  2. wear black almost exclusively
    if it's a turtleneck, even better
  3. get overtly emotionally attached to any and all fictional characters
  4. have a sarcastic response to everything
    and at least two sarcastic comebacks ready at any given moment
  5. question your career choice at least three times a day
    and always come to the conclusion that, yes, this is the right path for you. and then repeat.