SHIT NORMAL PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT DOING FANCY CROSSWORDS

i don't have a long patchouli scented beard, manskos, or cat hair covered patagonia vest.............
  1. first off---does this have to be printed on 1400 century parchment? a little Michelob Ultra spills on it, and the whole thing shrinks into a thing that looks like one of my grandma's loogies.
  2. i'm not doing the fucking thing at a knock-off Starbucks in Rwanda, quit asking me questions i can only answer in Sanskrit
  3. it's freaking Tuesday----throw me a bone----ask me some shit about video games, the Beastie boys, the movie Flash Gordon, college biology, or famous cars from movies................
  4. Peter DeVries? fuck that dude, and his stupid quotes
  5. that super witty clue that ends with a question mark, and has 3 layers of references-----okay fine, you win, i'm the little monkey banging on the cymbals, and you went to a private East Coast school.