A representative sample of my life
  1. Stole a bread bowl of soup from a dorm. Proceeded to eat soup while walking down the street on my way to class. Finished soup during class.
  2. Walked out of a classroom. Immediately got nailed by a guy running full speed down the hallway. Because hallways are the perfect place to run races?Against yourself??
  3. Had to buy ethanol from the science supply room and walk three blocks carrying four gallons of pure alcohol
  4. The bio professor stopped mid lecture to tell our squad in the balcony to be quiet and that we were bothering the hell out of him
  5. I found a snickerdoodle in my coat pocket. It was delicious