99 Problems

  1. 1.
    I check to see if my car is locked by pulling each door handle 3 times and doing that 3 times.
  2. 2.
    Coyotes allergies
  3. 3.
    I can't seem to wash my hands wnough
  4. 4.
    Eczema
  5. 5.
    My love for gummy worms
  6. 6.
    Legumes
  7. 7.
    Food allergies in general πŸ™„
  8. 8.
    Long distance relationships
  9. 9.
    No close friends nearby
  10. 10.
    My car turns itself off
  11. 11.
    Being Vegetarian
  12. 12.
    custom programs for every client
  13. 13.
    I'm behind my CEU courses
  14. 14.
    I think I'm on IG too much
  15. 15.
    My phone charger is very short
  16. 16.
    Only eating slightly green bananas
  17. 17.
    The presidential candidates
  18. 18.
    Running out of hair cream
  19. 19.
    Forgetting to cut my nails
  20. 20.
    I don't make my bed
  21. 21.
    Never having a day off
  22. 22.
    Doibt
  23. 23.
    Fear
  24. 24.
    The education dustem
  25. 25.
    Insomnia
  26. 26.
    Having more liberal views in a conservative family
  27. 27.
    Adding too much salt
  28. 28.
    Not enough salt
  29. 29.
    Being burnt out
  30. 30.
    Plastic
  31. 31.
    Why are we okay with slaughter houses
  32. 32.
    No sunglasses
  33. 33.
    Untied shoes
  34. 34.
    Stumbling over words
  35. 35.
    I can't play basketball 😞
  36. 36.
    Where did I put my keys?
  37. 37.
    Alarms not going off
  38. 38.
    Not enough compassion
  39. 39.
    Everything being made into a political statement
  40. 40.
    Lazy people
  41. 41.
    Not enough hard workers
  42. 42.
    The entitled generation
  43. 43.
    No car ac
  44. 44.
    Toilet paper shortage
  45. 45.
    16G iPhone memory πŸ™„
  46. 46.
    Old cartoons
  47. 47.
    Slow wifo
  48. 48.
    Typoes
  49. 49.
    Hair tickling face
  50. 50.
    Not feeling like I locked my car
  51. 51.
    My legs are extremely hairy
  52. 52.
    I run flat footed
  53. 53.
    Sleep peralysis
  54. 54.
    Constant runnynpse
  55. 55.
    I can only breath through one nostril
  56. 56.
    Man buns
  57. 57.
    Joggers
  58. 58.
    Bills
  59. 59.
    Trying to find 99 problems when you're a very optimistic person
  60. 60.
    Being 20
  61. 61.
    dermatitis
  62. 62.
    No beard
  63. 63.
    Coyote won't lay down
  64. 64.
    Being awake past 1030
  65. 65.
    Broken clock
  66. 66.
    Not enough money
  67. 67.
    Setbacks
  68. 68.
    Black heads on my nose
  69. 69.
    Tumblr
  70. 70.
    Coyote has to go potty. Again.
  71. 71.
    My room light switch doesn't work
  72. 72.
    I have to twist the light bulb to turn off my lights
  73. 73.
    Political debates on facebook
  74. 74.
    People looking to others for approval
  75. 75.
    Lack of small business supporters
  76. 76.
    Taxes
  77. 77.
    I FORGOT TO FILE MY RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  78. 78.
    I don't have that long of an attention span
  79. 79.
    My memory isn't always great
  80. 80.
    I can't hear all that well
  81. 81.
    I often have to re-read a page over and over
  82. 82.
    I don't understand how some people can stand not doing anything on their days off
  83. 83.
    I regret not taking coyote to the dog park
  84. 84.
    Most meat substitutes are made with soy protein πŸ˜”πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ
  85. 85.
    My clothes shrink
  86. 86.
    I have an incredible high caffeine toleramce
  87. 87.
    I had 700mg just the other day and probably will tomorrow too cause I work a 12hr shift
  88. 88.
    I can never seem to word what I mean correctly
  89. 89.
    I often feed of the mood of the time of the day
  90. 90.
    Sometimes certain shows make me feel different "colors" changing how I feel
  91. 91.
    Music is the best nootropic for me
  92. 92.
    Broken Ear buds
  93. 93.
    Stepping in water with socks on
  94. 94.
    Coyote snores so loud
  95. 95.
    I need to get more sleep
  96. 96.
    Complaining
  97. 97.
    Agenda 2030 πŸ‘ŽπŸΌπŸš«
  98. 98.
    Our economy
  99. 99.
    Chapped lips