INFLUX OF EMOTIONS AFTER BEING SENT HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE MY WATER DIDN'T ACTUALLY BREAK

Chronicles of a water-breaking fake out.
  1. Shock
    Wait what?
  2. Embarrasment
    Did I really just pee my pants?
  3. Self doubt
    Do I not know anything?
  4. Dissapointment
    So I won't be meeting her tonight.... or sleeping on my stomach.
  5. Resentment
    Screw that snarky resident and her speculum
  6. Heaviness
    30lbs to be precise
  7. Enlightenment
    Packing gummy bears and a pillow was a good idea. Swim trunks- not necessary. Good to know for next time.