REASONS I DESPISE MOVING (TO REMEMBER NEXT TIME I THINK ABOUT MOVING)

  1. Having to accommodate showings at <1hr notice
  2. Sourcing and storing empty boxes
  3. Packing
  4. Losing rolls of packing tape to ineptitude and stickiness
  5. Packing peanuts everywhere
  6. Having less and less utensils (and undergarments) at your disposal
  7. Your apartment resembling a storage container
  8. Movers shattering glass coffee tables
  9. The thought of future unpacking
  10. Realizing you have done this 6 times in the last 6 years and have not learned from the despair