A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME

Everything you need to know to effectively judge me.
  1. I am short.
  2. Because I am short, I know how to walk on stilts.
  3. I love watching tv shows from my childhood.
  4. I really, really, really like soda, and I'm ok with it.
  5. I have a son, and I have a cat.
  6. I like tattoos and piercings.
  7. I like insects. In fact, I capture and release spiders....unless they are so small that the risk of injury is great. Then I just slap the shit out of them with a shoe, and it makes my son laugh.
  8. I like science and math
  9. I have a violin, that I play like a fiddle.
  10. My husband is fucking awesome.