A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME
Everything you need to know to effectively judge me.
- •I am short.
- •Because I am short, I know how to walk on stilts.
- •I love watching tv shows from my childhood.
- •I really, really, really like soda, and I'm ok with it.
- •I have a son, and I have a cat.
- •I like tattoos and piercings.
- •I like insects. In fact, I capture and release spiders....unless they are so small that the risk of injury is great. Then I just slap the shit out of them with a shoe, and it makes my son laugh.
- •I like science and math
- •I have a violin, that I play like a fiddle.
- •My husband is fucking awesome.