Not that I'm "late"... Because I give myself ridiculous lead time.
  1. I CANNOT get out of bed until I see light in the sky.
    I refuse. This situation is going to get worse before it gets better.
  2. I really love the shower.
    What's not to love?
  3. These days, the bathroom being the warmest room in the apartment is a huge bonus.
  4. I watch TV while I eat breakfast.
    Nuf said.
  5. I am so in love with my hair these days I just keep brushing it admiringly.
    I am my own My Little Pony.
  6. I pick out my clothes the night before but forget part of an outfit or change my mind.
    Socks?! DAMMIT.
  7. I can't decide if I should just run down the steps as usual or try to run into the hot guy I ran into once in the morning in the elevator.
    Can't remember exactly how late I was when that happened, either.
  8. I have to pick a new voice to Navigate my Waze.
    R2-D2, where are you?!