REASONS I LEAVE LATER THAN I SHOULD

Not that I'm "late"... Because I give myself ridiculous lead time.
  1. 1.
    I CANNOT get out of bed until I see light in the sky.
    I refuse. This situation is going to get worse before it gets better.
  2. 2.
    I really love the shower.
    What's not to love?
  3. 3.
    These days, the bathroom being the warmest room in the apartment is a huge bonus.
  4. 4.
    I watch TV while I eat breakfast.
    Nuf said.
  5. 5.
    I am so in love with my hair these days I just keep brushing it admiringly.
    I am my own My Little Pony.
  6. 6.
    I pick out my clothes the night before but forget part of an outfit or change my mind.
    Socks?! DAMMIT.
  7. 7.
    I can't decide if I should just run down the steps as usual or try to run into the hot guy I ran into once in the morning in the elevator.
    Can't remember exactly how late I was when that happened, either.
  8. 8.
    I have to pick a new voice to Navigate my Waze.
    R2-D2, where are you?!