REASONS I LEAVE LATER THAN I SHOULD
Not that I'm "late"... Because I give myself ridiculous lead time.
- 1.I CANNOT get out of bed until I see light in the sky.I refuse. This situation is going to get worse before it gets better.
- 2.I really love the shower.What's not to love?
- 3.These days, the bathroom being the warmest room in the apartment is a huge bonus.
- 4.I watch TV while I eat breakfast.Nuf said.
- 5.I am so in love with my hair these days I just keep brushing it admiringly.I am my own My Little Pony.
- 6.I pick out my clothes the night before but forget part of an outfit or change my mind.Socks?! DAMMIT.
- 7.I can't decide if I should just run down the steps as usual or try to run into the hot guy I ran into once in the morning in the elevator.Can't remember exactly how late I was when that happened, either.
- 8.I have to pick a new voice to Navigate my Waze.R2-D2, where are you?!