STUFF I WANT TO SAY TO STUDENTS WHEN THEY BUG ME ABOUT NOT GRADING THEIR ESSAYS YET
I wish Shakespeare had a quip about nagging.
- 1.Grading sucks, y'all.Come on.
- 2.Migraines ruin everything.They're vascular. They're evil.
- 3.Did YOU do YOUR homework?!Huh?! HUH?!
- 4.Remember Peer Review?And how you graded 2 essays in 2 hours? ... Yeah.
- 5.Honestly, Brunch was more important to me.#mostImportantMealofTheWeek
- 6.Hey! It was MY Thanksgiving Break, too!🦃🦃🦃
- 7.I have other work to do for you guys.Planning, reading, research, figuring out how to find the computer lab...
- 8.Poetry comes 1st.#amwriting
- 9.I fell down a binge-watching rabbit hole.Have any of you watched Jessica Jones? OMG.