THINGS UBER DRIVERS HAVE TRIED TO SELL ME

  1. Private Pilates classes
    His wife teaches near my house, he drove a BMW.
  2. A religion
    He gave me a flyer and said it changed his entire life. I was sold the entire car ride and now I can't find the flyer or remember the name.
  3. To be my agent!
    He ran the Glendale film festival and agents on the side. Was considering repping me IF I sent him my reel. Felt like a win.
  4. Locally made graphic tees
    First Lady driver. She suggested I sit in the front. She was French Canadian and had her tshirts in the trunk. I still feel guilt about not purchasing. But I sat in the front so I feel like it evens itself out.
  5. Drugs
    Many wanna sell me their drugs