@bailey @rcwornhoff & @brynelle are going on a cruise for #springbreak2k16 and their vessel has no wifi. These are my wishes for them.
  1. I hope this cruise inspires plenty of stories, radio show material, lists, and quality Instagrams
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    Quality instagrams may actually be my biggest desire for you
  2. I hope that you don't forget me while we have 0 communication during this week-long period
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    You can replace me...just don't forget me
  3. I hope this time of disconnect allows you to grow in your already full friendship
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    Lots of eye contact and maybe even a few emotions?
  4. And that there is ample time for freestyling
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  5. That you find glorious donuts
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  6. That you don't get impregnated by all the shirtless people who will inevitably be on this ship
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    *to clarify: not actually impregnated, more like assaulted by nudity
  7. And ice cream
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  8. That the Tinder game is up to your skill level
    This is more theoretical since you won't have access to Tinder, Bumble, etc.
  9. That @bailey gets a tan
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  10. Have a rockin time!! #sprangbreak2k16 #youngadults #girltime #boats #friendship
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