MY SENTIMENTS TO MY FRIENDS AS THEY EMBARK ON THEIR WIFI-LESS SPRING BREAK CRUISE

@bailey @rcwornhoff & @brynelle are going on a cruise for #springbreak2k16 and their vessel has no wifi. These are my wishes for them.
  1. I hope this cruise inspires plenty of stories, radio show material, lists, and quality Instagrams
    Quality instagrams may actually be my biggest desire for you
  2. I hope that you don't forget me while we have 0 communication during this week-long period
    You can replace me...just don't forget me
  3. I hope this time of disconnect allows you to grow in your already full friendship
    Lots of eye contact and maybe even a few emotions?
  4. And that there is ample time for freestyling
  5. That you find glorious donuts
  6. That you don't get impregnated by all the shirtless people who will inevitably be on this ship
    *to clarify: not actually impregnated, more like assaulted by nudity
  7. And ice cream
  8. That the Tinder game is up to your skill level
    This is more theoretical since you won't have access to Tinder, Bumble, etc.
  9. That @bailey gets a tan
  10. Have a rockin time!! #sprangbreak2k16 #youngadults #girltime #boats #friendship