REASONS WHY MINDY KALING AND I WOULD LOW-KEY BE BEST FRIENDS

@mindy . I love you.
  1. I am always up for dessert. I am (almost) always up for skinny-dipping.
  2. I will dance almost anywhere, with anyone
    *but not on anyone
  3. I will provide emotional support for any cleanse/fad diet you want to try
    And not berate you if/when you cheat
  4. I one hundo P will Facebook friend request your crush so you can stalk them (or so I can stalk them)
    I have done this numerous times and I regret nothing
  5. My parents were also immigrants
  6. We are both loud and talk way too much
  7. I am also attracted to tall, white males
    There are a lot of things wrong with this statement but just go with it
  8. We own the same Madewell dress
    Albeit in different colors. And I'm assuming you own this dress bc you were wearing it in one of your instagrams (side note: I will like all of your instagrams/lists/profile pictures/cover photos/etc.)
  9. I will laugh at everything you say
    Granted, I laugh at anything anyone says, and sometimes, even when people say nothing at all
  10. I am a sucker for rom-coms
    True love and good laughs, what's not to love?
  11. Colin Firth
    OOO BABY