THINGS I'LL DO TO EARN ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY TO SOUTH BEND FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY

A round trip flight is only about $500. Five hundred!
  1. Offer my body
    Is what @bailey would say to do
  2. Be fiscally responsible while abroad
    LOL
  3. Keep track of my expenses and cut down on spending by:
  4. Refraining from spending money on things
  5. Or food
  6. Or experiences
  7. Basically don't do anything at all
  8. AND offer my body
  9. See you April 12th