UNFORGIVABLE THINGS I DID TONIGHT

The last night of Junior Fall, December 18th, 2k15
  1. Texted a friends crush that he should meet up with us without her permission or knowledge.
  2. Put my phone on silent when we ordered Dominos.
  3. Fell asleep and missed the Dominos call.
  4. Didn't have a passcode on my phone and aforementioned friend (see item 1) made this list