1. But, you know, all relationships have a mythology, don't they?
    Charlotte, Tiny Furniture
  2. God is a ludicrous fiction, dreamt up by inadequates who abnegate all responsibility to an invisible magic friend.
    Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock S4
  3. Wow. You were Marxist until you got kind of sexist.
    Earn, Atlanta S1
  4. Books are meant to be broken in.
    Mr Church, Mr Church
  5. No Sir, you believe in God. You jus don't think He likes you.
    Ramanujan, The Man Who Knew Infinity