People I'd swipe left on

  1. If you have a picture of yourself with a wild animal
  2. If your bio says "freelance model/actor"
  3. If you tYp3 LyKe diSsXz
  4. If you have a picture of your wife/ girlfriend/ child(ren)
  5. If your profile pictures look like they were taken with a Nokia 3310 (and you know 3310 has no damn camera)
  6. If your bio says "I'm not (insert age)"