1. Don't hate, celebrate!
    Party planners.
  2. Don't hate, litigate!
  3. Don't hate, procreate!
    God, specifically to Adam and Eve post-ejection from the Garden of Eden.
  4. Don't hate, Watergate!
    Presidents reminding opposers of their administration that it could be worse.
  5. Don't hate, you are great!
    Life coaches.
  6. Don't hate, figure 8!
    Figure skaters
  7. Don't hate, I'm only 8!
    Eight year olds.
  8. Don't hate, please wait.
    Maitre d's at busy restaurants
  9. Don't hate, translate!
  10. Don't hate, conjugate!
    Foreign language professors.
  11. Don't hate, circumnavigate!
    Ferdinand Magellan.
  12. Don't hate, impersonate!
    SNL cast members
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  13. Don't hate, collaborate!
    Vanilla Ice
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  14. Don't hate, assassinate!
    CIA Operatives (actually, maybe hatred is useful in their case)
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  15. Don't hate, obliviate!
    Harry Potter and his wizard army
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  16. Don't hate, hibernate!
    For Bears
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  17. Don't hate, buy a crate!
    IKEA employees (also maybe Crate and Barrel? Not rich enough to shop there so idk if they actually sell crates)
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  18. Don't hate, depreciate!
    For economists
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  19. Don't hate, excavate!
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  20. Don't hate, unless it's Kate!
    My enemies
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  21. Don't hate, graduate!
    High school guidance counselors
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry