HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

  1. You can't go down an aisle in the grocery store without seeing candy
    FUN SIZED EVERYTHING
  2. People keep asking you what your costume is
    "But Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook doesn't sound very cute" ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE, MOM
  3. People keep asking you what your "plans for the big day" are
    I'm going to be wearing a trash bag the world is my oyster
  4. Coffee Meets Bagel has spider webs and spooky pumpkins on its homepage
    Online dating apps are scary enough as it is!!!!
  5. People you follow on Twitter have incorporated "boo" or "spooky" into their handles
  6. Your Instagram feed is all #tbts of adorable kids in Halloween costumes
    Exhibit A
  7. There are Christmas decorations at Home Depot
    SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT EVEN NOVEMBER WHY