HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN
- •You can't go down an aisle in the grocery store without seeing candyFUN SIZED EVERYTHING
- •People keep asking you what your costume is"But Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook doesn't sound very cute" ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE, MOM
- •People keep asking you what your "plans for the big day" areI'm going to be wearing a trash bag the world is my oyster
- •Coffee Meets Bagel has spider webs and spooky pumpkins on its homepageOnline dating apps are scary enough as it is!!!!
- •People you follow on Twitter have incorporated "boo" or "spooky" into their handles
- •Your Instagram feed is all #tbts of adorable kids in Halloween costumesExhibit A
- •There are Christmas decorations at Home DepotSERIOUSLY IT'S NOT EVEN NOVEMBER WHY