POLITICIANS SORTED INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES
Fictional and real, all welcome
- •Hillary ClintonHill is a Gryffindor. There's definitely an argument for Slytherin here (ambitious, will stop at nothing to achieve her goals), but I think she's a lion at heart.
- •Bernie SandersThis is a classic Cedric Diggory case. Bernie is the Hufflepuff that somehow got picked for the tournament (election) and suddenly everyone is on board for his success.
- •Barack ObamaRavenclaw if I ever saw one.
- •George W. BushThe worst kind of Hufflepuff.
- •Frank UnderwoodOH MY GOD SLYTHERIN. Even if you don't watch this show, it's obvious. Just look at him. Clearly descended from Malfoys.
- •Selina MeyerSelina is of the GWB Hufflepuff variety. Dan is Slytherin. Amy is Ravenclaw.
- •Donald TrumpSees Hogwarts as an abandoned building with DO NOT ENTER signs because he is a fucking MUGGLE.