THE BRUNCH CLUB
Whenever I meet someone new, I always ask The Brunch Club question: "After your craziest/weirdest night out, you go to brunch. Who are the 3 people you want at your table?" It's harder than it seems-- you want people who will get along, but also people who won't judge you if you made out with a Shakespeare lookalike. After much consideration, my 3:
- 1.Joe MandeWe would shit on LaCroix water and be Internet rascals while consuming our Eggs Benedicts. He would get me out of my head thinking about whatever mayhem I had caused and into some insane Twitter fight.
- 2.John MulaneyHe would listen thoughtfully to the rehashing of my night, and contribute practical, hilarious commentary throughout the breakdown of my bad decisions. I would make him tell me the story of the Salt N Pepper Diner while standing on his chair to cheer me up.
- 3.Amy PoehlerAmy would cackle lovingly at the funny parts of my stories, and offer up some words of wisdom from one gal to another. She'd give me a big hug before we go our separate ways post-brunch, which I wouldn't ask for but would desperately need.