THE BRUNCH CLUB

Whenever I meet someone new, I always ask The Brunch Club question: "After your craziest/weirdest night out, you go to brunch. Who are the 3 people you want at your table?" It's harder than it seems-- you want people who will get along, but also people who won't judge you if you made out with a Shakespeare lookalike. After much consideration, my 3:
  1. 1.
    Joe Mande
    We would shit on LaCroix water and be Internet rascals while consuming our Eggs Benedicts. He would get me out of my head thinking about whatever mayhem I had caused and into some insane Twitter fight.
  2. 2.
    John Mulaney
    He would listen thoughtfully to the rehashing of my night, and contribute practical, hilarious commentary throughout the breakdown of my bad decisions. I would make him tell me the story of the Salt N Pepper Diner while standing on his chair to cheer me up.
  3. 3.
    Amy Poehler
    Amy would cackle lovingly at the funny parts of my stories, and offer up some words of wisdom from one gal to another. She'd give me a big hug before we go our separate ways post-brunch, which I wouldn't ask for but would desperately need.