WAYS I HAVE TRICKED PEOPLE INTO THINKING I BELONG IN LA

I moved here 3 months ago and will continue to work on this list probably well into the late 2070s
  1. I have a working knowledge of the following exercise studios: OrangeTheory, CRUNCH, Pure Barre, Pop Physique, Cardio Barre
  2. I know that the following acronyms are workplaces and not in fact new hip STDs: UTA, CAA, WME, ICM
  3. I respond v enthusiastically to mentions of brunch
  4. I take care to refer to the entertainment business exclusively as "the industry" like we're all in a James Bond movie or something
  5. I carry around a reusable water bottle
  6. I complain about traffic frequently and with great authority
  7. I've been talking about doing a juice cleanse