1. Synchronized swimmer
    My dream job since forever
  2. Gemologist
    I might actually do this
  3. Swing dancer
    I'm sure there's work for this
  4. Vet
    The kind that nurses animals not bottles
  5. Alpaca breeder
    For wool
  6. Organic chicken and cow breeder
    For food
  7. Marijuana Grow Expert
    Best chance of becoming my real job