1. Both garbage humans
  2. Both hold Important Positions yet care more about their sex drive than doing a good job
  3. Both have great wives who they've cheated on with equally great women but that doesn't mean it's okay
  4. Care more about their mistresses than their wives
  5. Both stay with their wives to make them look like Good Guys
    Also probably self proclaimed Nice Guys
  6. Derek would probably declare war too if it meant saving Meredith
    To be fair, I would declare war to save Meredith too.
  7. Have a Serious Look on their face all the time
    You know the one
  8. Yell too much
    Usually at their wives or mistresses
  9. Think they are hot shit
    They are not.
  10. I hate them both.