I have crushes on several blue-eyed, brown-haired white boys that work on my street
  1. Ryan
    Ryan is a barber, he is maybe like 5'5 which I find oddly endearing. He always has fresh shoes and last weekend he hit me with an invite to his art show which I politely declined so I could go get mani/pedis with my mom.
  2. Jacob
    Jacob recently imposed on my solo lunch but jokes on him cause he had to watch me go all the way in on a burrito. He ate a salad which is ugly but whatever.
  3. Julian
    He is so cute! And hangs out with no fewer than 10 other boys at any given moment so if it doesn't work out with him I have back up.