SUMMER 2016 CRUSH LIST
I have crushes on several blue-eyed, brown-haired white boys that work on my street
- •RyanRyan is a barber, he is maybe like 5'5 which I find oddly endearing. He always has fresh shoes and last weekend he hit me with an invite to his art show which I politely declined so I could go get mani/pedis with my mom.
- •JacobJacob recently imposed on my solo lunch but jokes on him cause he had to watch me go all the way in on a burrito. He ate a salad which is ugly but whatever.
- •JulianHe is so cute! And hangs out with no fewer than 10 other boys at any given moment so if it doesn't work out with him I have back up.