THINGS THAT AMUSE ME

  1. Children having public meltdowns their parents can't stop
  2. Couples fighting in public
  3. Little kids stealing things from shelves and putting them in their strollers
  4. Kim Kardashian
  5. Clocking out of work then going back 3 hours later kind of drunk so I can use the bathroom
  6. Self aware techies
  7. Being openly rude to people so they will leave me alone