REASONS YOU SHOULDN'T DATE ME

  1. Slight germaphobe.
    Not all things, but very particular things. Like pet hair for example.
  2. I don't care for dogs 😱
    "I don't trust people who don't like dogs blah blah blah" I didn't grow up with pets. I don't go crazy for animals. Fuck you.
  3. I like cats.
    I think if I had a spirit animal, it would probably be a cat. A black cat. I'm allergic.
  4. I won't tell you what I'm thinking right away.
    I'm honest, but this is if you're demanding answers from me that require emotions to be expressed. With that being said...
  5. I don't express myself well or often.
    I'm working on this one.
  6. I consider everything I say.
    Sometimes too much.
  7. Not a huge sports fan.
    But take me to a game and I'll still have fun. I do love watching UFC though.
  8. I'm quite uncultured in the matters of foods and fancy dining.
    I'll ask you what 3 out of the 5 ingredients are in a dish.
  9. I'm a picky eater.
    I know. I have to deal with myself every day.