WHAT MY TOMBSTONE MAY OR MAY NOT READ 💀⚰

  1. The favorite son of three. Suck it, siblings!
  2. Nothing to do here. [jet-packs to heaven]
  3. Do less.
    Inspired by Chuck/Kunu.
  4. Winchesters: DO NOT dig up my bones. Seriously.
  5. Water my grass patch with good beer.
  6. When I come back as a zombie... I'm going to eat your brains, gain your knowledge.
  7. I am the God of tits and wine.
  8. I wanted to be cremated, wtf.
  9. Edit: but if I weren't cremated... I want to be buried with all my treasures. Pharaoh style.