1. The moment I learned the importance of girls wiping front to back.
    Use your imagination. WRONG, it was worse.
  2. When I found my daughters secret booger wiping spot next to her bed.
    Girls are just as gross as boys.
  3. My four-year-old son was innocently complementing me on how large my penis was.
    All of the awkward.
  4. Cleaning projectile vomit out of the dogs fur.
    The fact that the dog was eating it, made it worse.
  5. I'm adding this to this list. Because kids can't fit over the toilet correctly, you get turds that fall in the dry zone. I've tried to flush this many times and it's stuck like stinky glue. Now I have to manually remove it.