IF DONALD TRUMP WROTE BOOKS

I know this isn't really fair because I'm assuming he can read but nonetheless here you go...(please add as many as you like!)
  1. Chicken Soup for the Aryan Soul
  2. To Deport a Mockingbird
  3. What to Expect When You're Deported
  4. Where the White Things Are
  5. The Muslim in the Rye
  6. Mein Trumpf
  7. Moby Dickhead
  8. A Street Car Named You're Fired
  9. If You Build It, They Can't Come
    Suggested by   @theranman
  10. The Art of the Deal
    Just a reprint of the original, but He realizes now that His words should be in red
    Suggested by   @theranman
  11. Mr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde
    Suggested by   @wmf
  12. A Separate Piece of Land for Muslims
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  13. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Torture
    Suggested by   @wmf
  14. Harry Potter and the Huge Wall of Fire
    Suggested by   @wmf
  15. The Sound of My Fury
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  16. Harry Potter and the Order of the Races
    Suggested by   @wmf
  17. Harry Potter and the Prison for Foreign-Sounding Last Names
    Suggested by   @wmf
  18. Harry Potter Deports the Half-Blooded Prince
    Suggested by   @wmf
  19. Harry Potter and the Deathly Rallies
    Suggested by   @wmf
  20. Stuart, My Fingers Aren't Little
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  21. In Cold Megyn Kelly's Period Blood
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  22. The Fault in Our Presidential Birth Certificate Confirmation Systems
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  23. Horton Hears Rosie O'Donnell is a Fat Pig
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  24. Love in the Time of Melania
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  25. The Scarlet Skirt
    Suggested by   @reconditioner
  26. Atlas Shrugged
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  27. Lord of the Flyover States
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  28. All's Well That Ends in a Wall
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  29. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Racist
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  30. The Latino On The Train
    Suggested by   @wmf
  31. The Little Engine that couldn't because it wasn't white.
    Suggested by   @maxk
  32. Pride and (more than some) Prejudice
    Suggested by   @itsamaya
  33. A Good Mane is Hard to Find
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  34. Send Back non-Natives
    Suggested by   @reconditioner
  35. Pride and Prejudice (and some Xenophobia)
    Suggested by   @poppy
  36. The Hunger Games
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  37. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Arrogant
    Suggested by   @maxk
  38. Ivankita
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  39. This is How You Lose (to) Her
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  40. Humpty Dumpty
    Suggested by   @jcoe4104
  41. Catch 22: Trump and Cruz
    Suggested by   @wmf
  42. Grave New World
    Suggested by   @wmf
  43. Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of the Missing Tangible Policy Statements
    Suggested by   @wmf
  44. War and Lease
    Suggested by   @wmf