SUGGESTIONS FOR TIME MACHINE OWNERS
Just a few ideas if you have a time machine laying around.
- •Assassinate Hitler (obviously)
- •Take your iPhone with you and take pictures of people. Show them the picture and tell them you've captured their soul in your "Magic God Box".
- •Screenshot the aliens in Avatar, print it out, and tell people we get invaded by human-hybrid aliens in the future.
- •Bring a picture of yourself, and right before they carve Mt. Rushmore...switch it with Lincoln's picture. Then tell your friends you're here to fulfill a prophecy.
- •Bring a pair of crotchless panties with you and convince people that women in the future pee while walking.
- •Go back before Trump was born and distribute his picture out to churches as the Antichrist.