Things you don't want to hear on a date

  1. Yes, it's technically a vagina..
  2. Are you a cop?
  3. I'm voting for Trump
  4. Will you be leaving your drink unattended soon?
  5. Holocaust shmolocaust...
  6. Can you run in those shoes?
  7. So what's your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
  8. I've built up a tolerance to most pepper sprays.