WORDS THAT SOUND MUCH COOLER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE

  1. Electrolytes
    Huge let down. Felt nothing after drinking them.
  2. Vagabond
    I was really excited but also a little scared of this one.
  3. Thespian
    Borderline deceptive if you ask me.
  4. Masticate
    Again, very excited. Huge let down.
  5. Homo Erectus
    This almost sounds illegal in the South.
  6. Penal System
    Oh the possibilities...
  7. Super Delegate
    I'm thinking delegate in a cape? More like, "we have too much democracy so we're inventing super delegates".