NERDIEST PICK-UP LINES THAT WOULD PROBABLY WORK ON ME
Valentine's Day special.
- •"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
- •"Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cuz baby you're precious."
- •"Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for."
- •"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."
- •"Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous!"
- •"Hey girl, I'm a keeper and I'm not talking about Quidditch."
- •"Lucky I brought my library card, 'cause I am checking you out."
- •"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want S'more."
- •"Let me tie your shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else."