NERDIEST PICK-UP LINES THAT WOULD PROBABLY WORK ON ME

Valentine's Day special.
  1. "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
  2. "Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cuz baby you're precious."
  3. "Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for."
  4. "Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."
  5. "Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous!"
  6. "Hey girl, I'm a keeper and I'm not talking about Quidditch."
  7. "Lucky I brought my library card, 'cause I am checking you out."
  8. "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want S'more."
  9. "Let me tie your shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else."