THOUGHTS I ALWAYS HAVE WHEN I'M BACK IN THE UK

because I'm a sad, confused American
  1. well I saw the sun this morning. will I ever see it again?
  2. why are commercials so fucking weird?
  3. how many people are confused when they see me in the countryside?
  4. can I take all of these foodstuffs back to the US or is someone going to arrest me?
  5. but…how can you have a million types of cream but no GD peanut butter?
  6. I LOVE that I can buy clothes at the supermarket, it makes me so happy.
  7. I think if American supermarkets tried to make their workers wear those crazy fedora things, there'd be an out and out RIOT
  8. FUCK YOU ROUNDABOUTS
  9. though the order of the traffic signals makes sense to me, I don't like it. because I'm a petulant child.
  10. WHY DO I EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO DRIVE HERE HAVE I LOST MY MIND?
  11. is no one going to tell me why tires is spelled with a y?
  12. I'm not paying £1 for a fucking shopping cart
  13. yes I know I get it back, that's not the point.
  14. all the font signage is so BEAUTIFUL
  15. why are the signs so unhelpful?
  16. THESE ARE THE WEIRDEST SIGNS I'VE EVER SEEN