AS YOU WISH

A list of things I would do for my "farm boy" if he asked - I get it, I'm reversing the roles. I'm a post-modern girl what can I say πŸ’πŸΌ
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    Well
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    In case you don't get the reference
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    Actually you totally should get it
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    If you don't then the rest of us will
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    BOW DOWN TO YOUR FILTH
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    γ€°γ€°γ€°γ€°
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    Actually I don't have a "farm boy"
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    Or any boy I'm interested in rn
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    or girl 😏😏
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    But I suspect some day I might be interested in *someone*
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    So if / when that day comes, here is what I would be willing to do / sacrifice / compromise for them
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    γ€°γ€°γ€°γ€°
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    Who can predict the future?
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    Not me.
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    Depending on the stage in our relationship I might be willing to give more or less.
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    Let's say we've been dating for 2 months..
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    Will I get you a water pitcher?
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    Yes.
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    Will I sacrifice one career option so you can pursue your dream?
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    UMMMM
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    Let's say we've been together for 20 years
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    Will I get you the pitcher?
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    Yes, and probably whip up some fresh-squeezed limeade and look super sassy and chic bringing it to you with two icy cold classes
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    *chink* 🍻
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    Will I put aside some of my own goals to support yours?
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    Well, OK, maybe some.
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    For you.
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    πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ’ƒ
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    γ€°γ€°γ€°γ€°
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    Aaaannndddd that was a pretty anticlimactic list but I'm not even sorry
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    ✈️πŸ”₯πŸ’₯ KABOOM
    (Sorry if this list kinda crashed & burned but ACTUALLY NOT AT ALL SORRY β€οΈπŸ’“β€οΈπŸ’“)
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    🎢🎢I'm a post-modern girl, in a post-modern world🎢🎢