CREATE YOUR OWN SHAKESPEARIAN INSULT

You know how ol' Bill is with those adjectives & nouns and all those strange pairings...
  1. Here are a few from The Master Himself™
  2. Thou affable wolves!
  3. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness!
  4. Thou crusty batch of nature!
  5. Thou green-sickness carrion!
    Disgusting...
  6. Thou cream faced loon!
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  8. Now Shakespeare varies this format a little but we're amateurs so I propose we combine one or two adjectives and one noun to create our insults. I'll do a few:
  9. Thou skimpy, dog-breathed rapscallion!
  10. Thou clam-faced barnacle!
  11. Thou grimy, log-headed noodle-brain!
  12. Thou roasted wart!
  13. Thou stripe-less jester!
  14. ‼️ Bonus format: ‼️Thou art a lute lacking musical tone!
  15. Now it's your turn!!
  16. In case you're stuck here's a cheat-sheet 😁
  17. Let's go 👏🏾
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  19. ISABEL thou frothy, flap-mouthed foot-licker!
    Suggested by   @egiuffri
  20. Thou flighty, twitter-pated nincompoop!
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  21. Thou lumpish fool-born measle
    Suggested by   @DavidRobson
  22. Thou insolent, noxious nates-nest
    Suggested by   @bdot