My great grandmother used to say "if wishes were fishes, we'd all have a feast."
  1. The two trees in my front yard would grow together into a majestically entwined canopy over the walkway to my front door
  2. I had been alive and aware for the fall of the Berlin Wall
  3. Molly Ringwald would keep being in movies instead of just tiny parts in TV shows
  4. Netflix hadn't removed Family Ties
  5. I could play the piano and harpsichord
  6. I could see REM live
  7. Pizza would become a typical item on breakfast menus
  8. Pizza
  9. 🍕
  10. I had a pet garden snake 🐍
  11. Lunchtime was customarily 11:30 instead of noon
  12. Fujifilm "polaroid" camera photo papers did not cost $1 each ⁉️⁉️⁉️
  13. Quicksand was not a myth
    I mean it does exist but it's not nearly as dramatic as the adventure movies say it is 😒
  14. 🍕🍕🍕