MEMORABLE BUMPER STICKERS I SAW ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL TODAY

Believe it or not, these were not all on the same car.
  1. Border control: we put the panic in Hispanic
    Literally what are you STAHP
  2. (Huge picture of an American flag) DOES MY FLAG OFFEND YOU? Call 1-800-LEAVE-USA
  3. There are 2 kinds of humans in the world: people, and Democrats.
  4. Are you Conservative? Call 1-800-F#*%-OFF
    Seriously chill or move to some place without a democracy and see how you like it
  5. Does my butt make my truck look big?
    Not surprisingly, this same truck also had a sticker: "I like big trucks and I cannot lie"
  6. Guns over puns
    ???