OVERHEARD AT THE PHOENIX PUBLIC LIBRARY

The library is the only viable study space nearby my school so when I have work after school and don't want to drive all the way home, I go there. Some days are more successful than others...
  1. A guy breathing like Darth Vader
    Not on purpose...?
  2. Mother/son dispute
    Mother: no, honey, we can't get another smoothie today. We just got one. Son: fine, then, I'll just be at the drinking fountain, enjoying a completely free and VERY BORING DRINK OK (he looked about 4)
  3. Middle-aged woman singing about goldfish in her cereal
    The bathroom is very echoey and she was singing loudly from one of the stalls. So much for "library quiet"
  4. "GET THE BEARS AND TAKE THE CAR"
    Unknown source
  5. "Her face just bothers me, like, all day"
    Middle school girl "browsing books"
  6. Someone's video game through their headphones
    They should really turn the volume down. Reading Aquinas is a little difficult when I constantly hear head-smashing, gunshots, screams, intense music....from the chair next to me