THINGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT MAYBE I SHOULD?
- 1.BeyoncéSorry, everyone. Never listen to her. Never read news stories about her.
- 2.High-waisted shortsLike I get that they're form-flattering or whatever whatever but I don't give a flying buttress. Like who really cares? Idk man
- 3.Following every primary / caucusYes I'm voting for the first time this year. Yes I'm interested in politics. Yes I care about my country. No, I am definitely not going to watch every single caucus and keep a running mental list of who won what and why.
- 4.eBayCool, sometimes cheap prices. Cool cool cool cooooolllll I still won't shop there bc who cares? Amazon exists. Local shops exist. eBay freaks me outttttt
- 5.The Wall Street JournalWoooowwww business politics men suits wooooowwwwwww