I Hate Carrying Things

I don't know why. It bothers me to have things in my hands. Maybe I'm just lazy?
  1. I never bring my purse anywhere. Just my debit card & license in a back pocket.
  2. I would rather get wet than have to carry around an umbrella all day. 🚫🌂
  3. I would also rather be cold than have to carry a jacket.
  4. If for some reason I DID bring a jacket, and don't need it, I will wear it and be hot so I don't have to carry it.
  5. Please don't ever ask me to hold anything for you.
  6. I'll say yes, because what kind of asshole would say no? But I will be miserable.