W's Greatest Hits

I miss hearing George W. Bush speak. Remember Letterman's "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches"? That was always hilarious! These are my favorites.
  1. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
  2. "Too many good docs are getting out of he business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women across the country."
  3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
  4. "My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate."
  5. "The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
  6. "I'm the master of low expectations."
  7. "People say, 'how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?' You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say 'I love you.'"
  8. "It's your money. You paid for it."
  9. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
  10. "They misunderestimated me."
  11. "Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me— you can't get fooled again."
    This one is my favorite. I quote it often.