Scientific research shows
  1. Ford trucks - not sure why
  2. Toyota Camry - everyone who has bought one has sold their soul to the devil & basically given up on life
  3. Ford Mustang - these are driven by people who are in crisis of some sort
  4. Toyota Prius - these people are too smug to drive like regular people
  5. Mercedes all make & models - they think they are better than you & drive like a-holes to prove it